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'LoLi' or 'xLoLix' of the MSPA ♣House.

It's just easier to say I have many interests.
'#loli said a thing' is the tag I use for personal text posts and posts I comment on.

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

renvalkyrie:

so it was like 4 in the morning and i was in audacity and i recorded a clip of this and then i did this and laughed for like half an hour but didn’t do anything with it and a few minutes ago i wanted katie to hear it because i started laughing about it again so i sent it to her privately and she lost her shit and demanded i post it so here you go this is the pubert addams conversation with a twist

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fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of gun references.

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Before you draw any gun, be absolutely certain you are familiar with the parts of a gun. That sounds cliché and dumb, but if you end up wondering “Why does this thing look so shitty?” it’s probably ‘cause you don’t know how a gun works. Know how it moves and what fits in where. And please know where the hands are placed when firing!!! If you hold a gun at the wrong place, you can lose a finger! Also know where the head will be positioned. The person will be looking down the barrel to line up the sights (the two protruding thingies at the top that help you pinpoint your target). Don’t know enough about guns, let alone what type to utilize? Here:

World Guns. Thought it was kinda funny. Sweet list though. wmm Varmint never works Fishgun HAHAHAHA OPERATOR HUM! FUTURE gangsta ham heats 1911 snake? snaake!

[And of course, disclaimer: I’m not racist or biased because of “kraut” and “kike”; I find slurs humourous, which is why I don’t get offended when people call me “faggot” or “jap.” So cool your tits please and try to see the funny side for once.]

And if you’re uber pro on guns, here’s an orgasmic list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_firearms

AND if you wanna get a little creative:

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I’m always a fan of the minigun………

Sourced by Frenchy-lu:

http://www.animebooks.com/copostgrdrgu.html
http://674967490674.beon.ru/0-565-pjat-sot-shest-desjat-dva.zhtml (img 2;6;7;8)
http://zilliah.tumblr.com/post/49680908299 (img 3 to 5)
http://referensu.tumblr.com/post/30449682000/fungii-the-book-does-have-a-basic-breakdown-of
http://laforetdesreves.blogspot.fr/2012_06_01_archive.html
http://pudelekx.pl/science-bitch-czyli-jak-to-dziala-17098-g20#galeria
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/98/41/984182_2186295.jpg
http://www.heromachine.com/2008/10/24/guns-guns-and-more-guns/

psuedofolio:

Playin too much Destiny

psuedofolio:

Playin too much Destiny

helioscentrifuge:

mudkiphat:

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious